"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
Monday, May 01, 2006
Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards Falls Out Of Palm Tree
Forget the fact that Keith Richards is not the sharpest pencil in the case, somebody explain this to me, what do you do in a palm tree? Why would you wanna climb it? Better yet – how do you get in a palm tree??? These things are hard to climb and it’s not like they have branches you can sit on!