Monday, May 01, 2006

Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards Falls Out Of Palm Tree

Forget the fact that Keith Richards is not the sharpest pencil in the case, somebody explain this to me, what do you do in a palm tree? Why would you wanna climb it? Better yet – how do you get in a palm tree??? These things are hard to climb and it’s not like they have branches you can sit on!


Debbie said...

I almost peed my pants reading this. He's a fruitloop, isn't he?

t2ed said...

In a freaky coinkydink, I also wrote about this.

My guess is he thought there was a gig up there. Because after the Super Bowl, I realized there is no gig the Stones will turn down anymore.

I had also heard Charlie was in the tree with him. So that means they went to committee and decided to head up together. Now that's a wingman! Charlie, wanna go up a tree? Right on!