Monday, April 23, 2007

Motherfucking Motherfucker

So today is the saddest day of the year, IDF Memorial Day and I’m glad I’m working because otherwise I sit in front of the TV and I cry all day. Tomorrow however is Independence Day, my favorite day of the year! Except for the part where I have to work till 23:00 tonight even though it officially starts at 20:00. The whole family is getting together and grilling kilos of meat. My bitch sister was not supposed to come this year and we were all happy about it but then she went crying to my mother calling her daughter a liar and my mom caved instead of getting into another argument. The funny thing about it is we all talk about her behind her back and know what a liar and a whore she is but I’m pretty sure she thinks she got us all fooled!!! We’ve just gotten so good at it! Anyway, hopefully there won’t be too much drama. Hubby is working tonight, again… I’m getting really sick of him working on every holiday, this has got to change soon. Ok, I'll stop here before I get everyone down... Happy Monday y’all.

4 comments:

Mrs. David Lee Roth said...

What is it with us and our bitch sisters? All of us seem to have one. Good luck dealing with her. Eat something grilled for me!

Anonymous said...

Jesus...I'm glad I'm having a boy. Fucking sisters running around whining to Mom!

"moooooooom! They won't play with me cuz I'm a scandalous skank who causes unnecessary draaaaaaammmmaaaa!!!"

*punches sister in face*

I really hate my sister.

Mrs. David Lee Roth said...

ROTFLMAO at Pookie. Oh shit.

Anonymous said...

WHAT THE HELL IS WITH EVERYONE'S SISTERS LATELY!??!?!?!? OMG! *once AGAIN thanks...whomever.....for my brother*

Anyway on a happier note, have a great Independence Day, Sarah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D