"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
This goes out to my man Michael K.
Blohan, Blohan, Blohan… jus when I start feeling guilty about reading so much celeb gossip. Just when I start listening to y’all whining and bitching about how they print such horrible lies. You go and prove who the real liars are. Same thing with your frienemy Paris, everyone was saying she thinks the rules don’t apply coz she’s young and rich. Well hell, seems she did think the rules didn’t apply. Don’t it? It’s no that I’m one of these vicious paparazzo who think y’all deserve this treatment because you’re so rich and famous and we’re not. It’s just that, well, if you don’t like it, move out of LA!!!
Thanks for proving us all right.
p.s. You have the worst taste I’ve ever seen, at least Britney’s got an excuse – she’s a redneck.