Man gets sick benefits for heavy metal addiction
“A Swedish heavy metal fan has had his musical preferences officially classified as a disability. The results of a psychological analysis enable the metal lover to supplement his income with state benefits.”
Bullshit!!! That’s me and most of my friends!!! Dude just wants to be able to listen to music at work!!!
'Roger feels compelled to show his heavy metal style. This puts him in a difficult situation on the labor market. Therefore he needs extra financial help'.
WTF?! All the clothes I own are black – can I get some money too???
4 comments:
oh.........my.........f*cking...........gawd..........
BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THAT IS ONE OF THE MOST F*CKED UP THINGS I'VE EVER HEARD HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
K, Roger, dude - I love music, too. OK? I hear where you're coming from. But, like, get a job where you can wear whatever you want, or like, GAIN A LITTLE BIT OF MATURITY (OR SANITY, EITHER OR) AND PUT ON A JACKET & TIE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON WHEN YOU GO FOR INTERVIEWS.....
GADDANG.....
LOLOLOLOL I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
No. Fucking. Way.
Is he that into heavy metal? Can he not drag himself away? Why not get a job in the industry. This is complete and utter bullshit. Way to work the system.
Hmmmmmm...
*books flight to Sweden*
*sells off personal goods EXCEPT heavy metal attire/goods*
*updates passport*
Sounds like a plan to me...
yeah... I'd do that but all experiences I've had so far with Swedish people were REALLY bad...
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