Half Full

I know I wont have steady paycheck but here’s a few reasons why I’m (so fucking) happy I’m leaving my current job:

1. No more having to leave the house two hours before my shift to catch a bus.
2. No more driving through ugly, dirty and depressing ultra orthodox neighborhoods to get to work.
3. Not getting home at five minutes to midnight every night.
4. No more Mrs. Bitch.
5. No more cubicles, endless rows of cubicles...
6. No more sitting on my ass 10 hours a day.
7. No more having a headset strapped to my head 8 hours a day.
8. No more wearing my reading glasses 8 hours a day.
9. No more looking over my shoulder every time I want to check Facebook.
10. No more internet censorship.
11. No more feeling like the world, my life and everything else is passing me by.
12. No more STUPID QUESTIONS!
13. Never seen certain people EVER again.
14. No more fluorescent lights.
15. Not sitting next to the guy that farts all day anymore.
16. Not missing birthdays, weddings, family reunions because I didn’t ask for a day off 4 week in advance.
17. Seeing the sun set.
18. No more freezing in the summer and sweating in the winter because the AC is a piece of shit.
19. No more dress code (it’s 37c I’m wearing a fucking tank top you fucking fascists).
20. No more watching my language! Well, as much.
21. No more ‘corporate policy’ crap.
22. No more passive aggressive emails about watching your language, dress code, religious bullshit (including dress code) and corporate policy crap.


I’m sure there’s more I’m forgetting… I’ll update later ;)