"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
Sunday, April 09, 2006
As part of the 48 hour birthday extravaganza we went to one of our favorite restaurants called Spagetim. A few minutes after we ordered a strange looking couple sat next to us. A 60 something huge Moroccan guy with hair coming out of every orifice in his face and a 30 something Russian chick with a short spiky haircut and clothes 2 sizes too small. The chick started by bugging the waiter about the different pasta sauces, what you must know is Spagetim is known for having around 50 different pasta sauces. She makes a face every time he explains a dish to her wrinkling her nose and shaking her head and ends up ordering the cream and salmon sauce. At this point our orders show up, I had ordered my favorite – shrimp and cream sauce with toasted almonds, and hubby order a seafood tomato sauce with cream. We start eating and I notice the Russian chick is plain staring at us. Pretending to listen to the old guy. She’s actually following my fork with her gaze. A few minutes pass and she gets her order, plays with it for a few second, tastes a bite and raises her hand like a fucking moron in 3rd grade. She explains to the waiter it wasn’t what she had in mind, she thought it was smoked salmon with cream and wants to order something else. THEN SHE POINTS AT MIKE’S PLATE SAYING SHE WANTS THAT!!! She couldn’t have told the waiter right away she changed her mind, she actually waited for them to make her order and serve it to her!!! I was ready to punch her in the face! We saw the poor waiter go to his in-charge and try to explain what happened to her as she took the plate back into the kitchen. BITCH! If I find out it came out of his paycheck, I’ll find her and kill her!!!