Ups and Downs

What better way to get over a bad week than to spend the weekend having mind blowing sex?! Seriously, I don’t know what came over us but it was some of the best sex I’ve ever had!!!

Just one thing - I hate football (soccer – not the real thing) I hate it hate it hate it hate it. I hate the fucking morons who watch it and I hate the moronic ‘culture’ that comes with it. I hate the world cup more than any time, I can even tolerate the Olympics but not this. All the pubs in Jerusalem (in all of Israel for that matter) are full of drunken assholes every night, screaming at every little thing that happens, and if you know soccer – it’s not much. Did you know that it’s a known fact that there are no suicide attacks during the world cup? All the terrorist are watching the games! I also learned last night that the Ivory Coast, torn apart by civil war for years, agreed on a temporary cease fire until the end of the games. Is that supposed to be cute? You can’t even dedicate yourself to a war enough to NOT watch a football game??? (Some) Men are so fucking ridiculous. I say next world cup – women should take the opportunity and take over the world while they’re all glued to the TV screens drunk!

Anyway last night was supposed to be my fun night out with my friends but guess what? Ivory Coast were playing Argentina. I couldn’t even hear myself think and I got home with a migraine from hell. Not to mention 30 minutes into it some asshole stole RP’s cell phone! Later that night we found out he sold it to some twat (who picked up the phone and actually told us that) for 600 shekels! Although hubby made us some killer Calamari.

Now I’m at work. And I wish I wasn’t.