OHMYGOD! Oh My God... oh my god ohmygod.... Oh. My. God.*
*I can't talk right now...
Learning French is Possible at Any Age
2 days ago
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring." Chuck Palahniuk
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What?
WHAAAAAAAAAT?
You just woke up and found Justin Timberlake in your bed?
You just came home and found Justin Timberlake and your husband in bed?
You just came home.. and your bed is gone?
You won a subscription to the jelly of the month club?
You bought a really ugly puppy?
You shaved your head?
You found a new recipe which reverses aging?
You know who wins American Idol?
You cured cancer?
You bought me a birthday present and forgot to send it?
You discovered you have a tail?
Your identical twin knocked on your door today and explained how you were separated at birth?
You just realized you love Dr. Phil?
You are Oprah's love child?
You figured out I'm really a man?
I'm out of ideas. I'm going to bed now :) Hope it's a good thing, and not a bad thing.
Wait.. are there aliens hovering over your house? Wow. Maybe you've been abducted.
SUCH a tease. That's it.. I'm not coming back. I'm not! I mean it! Really! :)
I'm right there with you sarah!!!!
WHATTTTT??? OMG!! Do tell!! lol lol
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