Monday, May 14, 2007

Patty Hearst is the Coolest

"However, since I'm thinking about it now, I must say that my heart goes out to the inmates of the Century Regional Detention Center. Forty-five days with Paris Hilton and the attendant publicity seems like cruel and unusual punishment to me. Perhaps THEY should be petitioning the Governor for relief?"

From TMZ.COM

8 comments:

Bloody Whore said...

I wanna kiss her feet. LOL

Anonymous said...

I like the letter from Candy Spelling too! AHAHAHAHAHAH! I love how this ho is now walking around in little demure outfits and shit. You know there's probably a vortex of suction that follows behind her from her cooter flaps.

Lizzle said...

Patty Hearst just became the hottest slut EVER in recorded history.

A bank robbing heiress who busts on Paris and feels sorry for those who must be confined with her! GENIUS!

Unknown said...

Pook - now I know WTF you were talking about when you mentioned Patty Hearst on MY blog LOLOLOL! I was all 'Oh, yeah, Patty Heart, I hear ya.....O_o" LOLOLOL

Yep, Patty just went WAY up in my opinion, too LOL!

Summer said...

Paris needs to be forgotten! I think she should just go to jail permanantly. We should lock her up with that GirlsGoneWild guy and never see them again!

Brunhilda said...

Paris does need to be forgotten. I am greatly encouraged that no one showed up to the free Paris rallies. In the words of Dlisted, Patty is a hot slut indeed.

Unknown said...

THat is awesome!! Paris claims she is getting the 45 days becuase she is a celebrity. She didnt get arrested and her dl taken away BECAUSE she is a celebrity. ASSHOLE>

Pink said...

ha...I can see amnesty international and human rights watch joining with attorneys for a class action suit on the basis of human rights violations.

Could we put paris in solitary? Forever?
xx
pinks