Still can't believe I don't work in hell anymore... Let me tell y'all, I don't miss it at all, big surprise hu? I started my new job yesterday, I tend bar at The Record that's owned by some friends of mine, they decided to start opening earlier in the day and thought of me, don't know why, I always thought they hated me. I work downtown, takes me 20 minutes to get there instead of an hour and a half! I get to work with people I like, listen to music all day and I'm home by 10pm! Only thing is it's not a lot of money so I might have to find something extra to do. But, it's a start and since my ultimate goal is to have my own pub and restaurant, it's a step in the right direction. No?
Let's talk about something else for a second. Israel has been blessed lately, the food channel started showing 30 minute meals, you know Raeachaeaeal Ray. WTF is that?! Those recipes are HORRIBLE! It's like watching a 30 minute car crash! And I can't turn it coz I keep wanting to see how bad it'll get! I was just watching it now and she made a Korean BBQ with sauerkraut and sweet and sour sauce! This woman should not be allowed near food! And I'm nt even going to star about how annoying she sounds... How did she get so famous? I know what you're thinking, French people are so stuck up about food, and you're right! Me, I like everything, really! I'm not that kind of French, I swear. This shit, however, needs to stop... And she's going to have Gordon Ramsay on her show? She better watch it, he was probably sent by the French culinary institute to smoke her...
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Monday, July 07, 2008
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
It's not me, it's you
Things at work are getting so ugly I’ve been holding off posting because I knew it would just be a whole lot of bitching about work shit. I actually almost cried before leaving for work today. Altogether 12 people that I know of quit because of the pay cuts and our manager is taking this personally and making our lives hell. He’s now trying to make me stay an extra 11 days, too bad he signed my resignation letter that says my last day is June 30th, put that in your pipe and smoke it, bitch!
A local newspaper is running an article about our company. Goes a little something like this – “…future uncertain after hundreds of layoffs… the Jerusalem office, has lost an average of $4 million a year since its opening in 2002… …client confidence is starting to fall off… …confirmed that several clients had withdrawn their business recently… …CEO went overboard, and did irreparable damage…” you get the picture, this ship is sinking and I’m the fuck out of here!
I’m realizing how much of the stress in my life is related to working in this place. I started noticing it about 6 months ago which is when I started thinking of leaving. I’ll spare you the list but it’s long. I called in sick yesterday and was amazed at how happy I was just not being here. Anyway, no more work bitching!
Oh, RIP George Carlin – that really sucks…
Update – HR just informed me I can leave on June 30th – phew!
A local newspaper is running an article about our company. Goes a little something like this – “…future uncertain after hundreds of layoffs… the Jerusalem office, has lost an average of $4 million a year since its opening in 2002… …client confidence is starting to fall off… …confirmed that several clients had withdrawn their business recently… …CEO went overboard, and did irreparable damage…” you get the picture, this ship is sinking and I’m the fuck out of here!
I’m realizing how much of the stress in my life is related to working in this place. I started noticing it about 6 months ago which is when I started thinking of leaving. I’ll spare you the list but it’s long. I called in sick yesterday and was amazed at how happy I was just not being here. Anyway, no more work bitching!
Oh, RIP George Carlin – that really sucks…
Update – HR just informed me I can leave on June 30th – phew!
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
WTF Moment of the Day
"Death Magnetic. Metallica is actually trying to get people excited for an album named Death Magnetic. Kill 'Em All, Ride The Lightning, Master Of Puppets, ...And Justice For All, Death Magnetic?"
Seriously…? Death Magnetic…? Is it like magnetic death? Like death from a magnet? Like, I got hit by a magnet and now I’m dead? I don’t get it, someone explain it to me!
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
F.E.A.R
So Sunday I’m reading this interview with Trent Reznor and I read this quote: “Fear has governed my life, if I think about it, I don’t even know why I’m saying this in an interview situation, but I always feel like I’m not good enough for some reason. I wish that wasn’t the case, but left to my own devices, that voice starts speaking up.”
The first thing I thought of was how does someone who’s done so much say that he’s governed by fear? Most of us will die dreaming of doing a fraction of what this guy has accomplished.
The ‘not good enough’ thing I get, 100 percent, that’s me. I’m never good enough no matter what. But I’ve always seen myself as fearless. I think that was only in certain areas. I was never afraid of what I felt, good or bad. I was never afraid of others challenging who I was. But in my professional life, yeah I guess I am afraid.
My parents (love them to death) are very negative people, the attitude around the house is that no matter what you do you’ll never be happy. Life’s a bitch and then you die. And growing up with this mentality fucks you up. So yeah, I never went to college (took a few courses and stopped), I never had a job I loved, never took a chance.
We’re getting closer to the date. July 1st is when I have to tell my boss I’m not staying, not taking the pay cut. Since last week I’ve been having a few doubts, maybe I should stay, maybe I’ll fail miserably and come back to the company begging for a job. The thing is, I can stay, they’ll be happy if I stay. But that’s the point, I need to do something that scares me. I need to challenge myself.
I remember reading in another interview with Trent that for him NIN was a way to challenge himself and to push his limits. “Nine Inch Nails was an experiment with me in discipline. I realized when I was 23 that I had never really tried anything. Schoolwork came easy to me. I learned to play piano effortlessly. I was coasting. I realized that I was afraid to really, really try something, 100 percent, because I had never reached true failure.”
The first thing I thought of was how does someone who’s done so much say that he’s governed by fear? Most of us will die dreaming of doing a fraction of what this guy has accomplished.
The ‘not good enough’ thing I get, 100 percent, that’s me. I’m never good enough no matter what. But I’ve always seen myself as fearless. I think that was only in certain areas. I was never afraid of what I felt, good or bad. I was never afraid of others challenging who I was. But in my professional life, yeah I guess I am afraid.
My parents (love them to death) are very negative people, the attitude around the house is that no matter what you do you’ll never be happy. Life’s a bitch and then you die. And growing up with this mentality fucks you up. So yeah, I never went to college (took a few courses and stopped), I never had a job I loved, never took a chance.
We’re getting closer to the date. July 1st is when I have to tell my boss I’m not staying, not taking the pay cut. Since last week I’ve been having a few doubts, maybe I should stay, maybe I’ll fail miserably and come back to the company begging for a job. The thing is, I can stay, they’ll be happy if I stay. But that’s the point, I need to do something that scares me. I need to challenge myself.
I remember reading in another interview with Trent that for him NIN was a way to challenge himself and to push his limits. “Nine Inch Nails was an experiment with me in discipline. I realized when I was 23 that I had never really tried anything. Schoolwork came easy to me. I learned to play piano effortlessly. I was coasting. I realized that I was afraid to really, really try something, 100 percent, because I had never reached true failure.”
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
The devil made me, only we never met...
1. Mike’s family drama had to come back – it was too quiet lately. Crazy sis went off her meds again… Mike called her to yell at her that she forgot his birthday and she let him know her and her husband split up. She said he told her he can’t keep working and take care of her while she’s home smoking all his money away. She heard he doesn’t love her anymore. We’re not 100% on what happened but they both seem to be okay with splitting up. Only problem is he wants to go back to the states and she wont be able to stay in Israel without him, she’s in denial about that too. More on the story as it develops…
2. Mike’s birthday was really fun, we went to his restaurant for dinner and they wouldn’t let us pay. We ate meat and drank beer and whisky – heaven. Alex bought him shiny new chef uniforms and he’s so happy! Nir, having to spoil us all the time, bought him a new cell! They guys from my work got him some cool t-shirts and 3 bottles of Captain Morgan! I only got him cologne, a new shirt and the Blue Brothers DVD.
3. I hate my job.
4. I heart Agent Bedhead.
5. Must… Stop… Listening... To Queens… (of the stone age)
6. The restaurant is closing for a week for renovations next month so we’re thinking of taking off to Rosh Pina again with Nir – god I need a few days off…
2. Mike’s birthday was really fun, we went to his restaurant for dinner and they wouldn’t let us pay. We ate meat and drank beer and whisky – heaven. Alex bought him shiny new chef uniforms and he’s so happy! Nir, having to spoil us all the time, bought him a new cell! They guys from my work got him some cool t-shirts and 3 bottles of Captain Morgan! I only got him cologne, a new shirt and the Blue Brothers DVD.
3. I hate my job.4. I heart Agent Bedhead.
5. Must… Stop… Listening... To Queens… (of the stone age)
6. The restaurant is closing for a week for renovations next month so we’re thinking of taking off to Rosh Pina again with Nir – god I need a few days off…
7. Couldn’t decide which picture of JH is yummier so you get both.
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
WTF Moment of the Day
The prominent Rotterdam Natural History Museum in the Netherlands, which houses over 300,000 species, announced in October that it was missing a particular one that it fears is dying out: crab lice (pubic hair lice). In a June science journal article, researchers had hypothesized that the "Brazilian bikini wax" was in part responsible for the scarcity; said the museum's curator, "Pubic lice can't live without pubic hair."
Quick! Somebody get Paris Hilton on the phone!
Quick! Somebody get Paris Hilton on the phone!
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
The Origins of Sarah Reznor
Since nothing (absolutely fucking nothing) interesting is happening in my life I thought I should tackle a few universal subjects on the sector to keep y’all interested.You all know Reznor is not my real last name and like a lot of people online I remain partially anonymous by using Trent’s last name as my own. And while like Pookie Sixx and Mrs. David Lee Roth the name does come from my eternal devotion to that animal fucking band and its creator, that’s not how it started.
A few years ago Ariane and I were sitting at the D1 pub getting our drunk on and there was a young man by the name of Zahi DJ-ing that night. We were busy working on our next alcohol coma when a Nine Inch Nails song started playing. Now, this might seem like a normal thing to you guys but for some reason hardly anyone plays NIN in bars here, you might hear some at a party but not in a bar. So Ariane and I got up right away and went to check who made our dreams come true and our night worthwhile and that’s how we met Zahi. That very night we talked about NIN a lot and he found out I was missing one album in my collection (Broken). He looked through his the CD’s he had there, found the one I needed and gave it to me. I told him I’d burn it and give it back but he said no way, burning NIN is a sacrilege and this is a present, you deserve it. No matter what I said he wouldn’t take it back.
So we started hanging out with Zahi and he quickly became one of our favorite people. When it came time to exchange phone numbers he took mine and saved it as Sarah Reznor, to better remember who I was. It quickly snowballed and Sarah Reznor is on a lot of cell phones in J-town. People know me as the die hard NIN fan and not necessarily Mrs. Trent Reznor although some people, who shall remain nameless for their own safety, are still convinced it would be better for everyone (especially Mike) if Trent and I never met. If you know what I mean… The NOTHING tat I got a couple of years ago only made matters worse…
So that’s it. Then Pookie came up with Rez and I started using La Reznor because of La Lohan and La Lopez I thought it was cool. Then there’s also SR and Mrs. Reznor. To me Sarah Reznor is just me, no apologies, no sugarcoating, say what the fuck I want and deal with it. Even thought I try to do that every day, I learned to tone myself down a bit so I can have friends/relationships/a job. But I still love my alter ego ;)
Monday, October 08, 2007
Things I know after watching TV for 5 days straight
1. Kyle XY – belly button or not, I could stare into Matt Dallas’ eyes for days – truth.
2. CSI – a severed head wearing a football helmet rolling down a highway is not proper dinner entertainment.
3. Heroes – Milo Ventimiglia is hot. But I kinda already knew that from Gilmore Girls.
4. Reaper – is good when Kevin Smith is the consultant, but it’s great when he’s directing it.
5. The sofa is more comfortable than the office chair, though both get kinda tired after a while.
6. Popcorn rules.
7. I’m a TV addict.
8. Iron Chef America makes me hungry, Iron Chef Japan makes me wanna throw up.
9. after 4 days you get cabin fever and have to go out and get drunk with 3 dimensional people.
Thursday, September 06, 2007
I have nothing left to live for*
*Except he promised he’ll be back.
So it happened. I saw NIN live. I never thought I would, really. I don’t even know where to start. I think I’m still taking it in. I cried already 4 times today!
So Alex and I drove to Tel Aviv, I fucking hate that fucking town. It was so hot and humid and ugh! We got there way too early but that gave us time to chill and have a bite. We bought T-shirts and pins, I got on of those T-shirts with all the tour dates including that of last night – I had to! We met up with Ariane, I’m so glad she was with us, it would’ve sucked without her. I’m so happy that I’m talking to her again, but that’s for another day. Nir and Itay were there and half of J-town, almost everyone I know! It was a small venue but that made it better.
The show was fucking awesome! Best night of my life. I laughed, I cried, I screamed, I danced. Half the time I could believe I was there and the other half it felt like I was finally home.
OMFG, Trent… I thought I loved him before…!!! He was so great and hot (OMG, OMG, OMG…) and amazing and I would’ve left with him if he let me! Especially with all the crap going on in my life (and in me) it would’ve been a really easy decision to make, I tell ya! LOL! No seriously, he was just fucking perfect. Some people said it wasn’t like it used to be because he’s not Mr. Self Destruct anymore but I don’t care and Ariane agreed with me, he’s clean and that means I can stop waiting for him to die and that he will keep making music. He kept saying thank you for having us and how much they loved it here, he said from now on they’re stopping here every time they tour, so I can’t die yet… Damn it..!
As I said, I’m still taking it in. But I think some time during “something I can never have” I remembered who I was. Or maybe it was when I was right in front of him and a he screamed a line right AT ME. I couldn’t feel my legs…
Oh one more thing, my friend Tzahi was there and got back stage because he writes for a paper, he shook his hand and talked to him a bit. Apparently Trent and the band came to J-town the day before the concert and loved it! They said they hated Tel Aviv, it was hot and ugly (which it is) and they loved Jerusalem! They visited the old city and shit. Damn! How did I miss that!!! I’m a great tour guide!!!
So it happened. I saw NIN live. I never thought I would, really. I don’t even know where to start. I think I’m still taking it in. I cried already 4 times today!
So Alex and I drove to Tel Aviv, I fucking hate that fucking town. It was so hot and humid and ugh! We got there way too early but that gave us time to chill and have a bite. We bought T-shirts and pins, I got on of those T-shirts with all the tour dates including that of last night – I had to! We met up with Ariane, I’m so glad she was with us, it would’ve sucked without her. I’m so happy that I’m talking to her again, but that’s for another day. Nir and Itay were there and half of J-town, almost everyone I know! It was a small venue but that made it better.
The show was fucking awesome! Best night of my life. I laughed, I cried, I screamed, I danced. Half the time I could believe I was there and the other half it felt like I was finally home.
OMFG, Trent… I thought I loved him before…!!! He was so great and hot (OMG, OMG, OMG…) and amazing and I would’ve left with him if he let me! Especially with all the crap going on in my life (and in me) it would’ve been a really easy decision to make, I tell ya! LOL! No seriously, he was just fucking perfect. Some people said it wasn’t like it used to be because he’s not Mr. Self Destruct anymore but I don’t care and Ariane agreed with me, he’s clean and that means I can stop waiting for him to die and that he will keep making music. He kept saying thank you for having us and how much they loved it here, he said from now on they’re stopping here every time they tour, so I can’t die yet… Damn it..!
As I said, I’m still taking it in. But I think some time during “something I can never have” I remembered who I was. Or maybe it was when I was right in front of him and a he screamed a line right AT ME. I couldn’t feel my legs…
Oh one more thing, my friend Tzahi was there and got back stage because he writes for a paper, he shook his hand and talked to him a bit. Apparently Trent and the band came to J-town the day before the concert and loved it! They said they hated Tel Aviv, it was hot and ugly (which it is) and they loved Jerusalem! They visited the old city and shit. Damn! How did I miss that!!! I’m a great tour guide!!!
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
Vintage Britney
My sister sent me this today...
"Michael Jackson meets Barbie meets Fred Astaire meets Perez Hilton meets Belinda Carlisle meets Robert Rauschenberg goes streetwalking."
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Lohan: 'I am innocent'
LOL!!! Listen to this –
‘"I am innocent... did not do drugs they're not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin's mom I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy," Lohan wrote in an e-mail to "Access Hollywood" host Billy Bush’
Now ask yourselves - do you believe the coke head or the policeman?
‘Police received a 911 call from the mother of Lohan's former personal assistant, saying that Lohan was chasing her in an SUV, said Lt. Alex Padilla. The assistant had quit hours before, he said.’
All I can think of when I see this mugshot is ‘what’s that bright light?’
‘"I am innocent... did not do drugs they're not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin's mom I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy," Lohan wrote in an e-mail to "Access Hollywood" host Billy Bush’
Now ask yourselves - do you believe the coke head or the policeman?
‘Police received a 911 call from the mother of Lohan's former personal assistant, saying that Lohan was chasing her in an SUV, said Lt. Alex Padilla. The assistant had quit hours before, he said.’
All I can think of when I see this mugshot is ‘what’s that bright light?’
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Our Celebrity friends
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Blohan is back to her old tricks! Don’t you love that shit? I mean, a LOT of people get away with drug addiction and alcoholism without anyone noticing but her? You’d think the fact she’s always in the spotlight would make her extra careful but noooo…! That bitch is annoying but you gotta admit she’s pretty entertaining! Made my day.
Hubby is starting his first shift at the new job today – I’m so excited for him!!! Before he got there he said "I’m gonna go put on my chef uniform and work in a real kitchen today!" I’m so happy for him I feel like going over there and taking pictures! LOL! I’m disturbed…
Nir is back in Rosh Pina today and it’s fucking 38c (100f) up there today! I’m glad we didn’t join them this time, only 31c (87f) here.
That's all I got! Hope y’all are having a good day!
Hubby is starting his first shift at the new job today – I’m so excited for him!!! Before he got there he said "I’m gonna go put on my chef uniform and work in a real kitchen today!" I’m so happy for him I feel like going over there and taking pictures! LOL! I’m disturbed…
Nir is back in Rosh Pina today and it’s fucking 38c (100f) up there today! I’m glad we didn’t join them this time, only 31c (87f) here.
That's all I got! Hope y’all are having a good day!
Monday, June 11, 2007
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Paris Back in Jail!
Hubby started working the day shift today – YAY!!! I was so nervous for him I woke up almost every hour last night to make sure he doesn’t sleep through it! We came to have lunch me and 2 other couple friends to cheer them up and be the first ever lunch customers there. Guess what I had… yeah, it’s not my fault they’re really yummy!
We had such a nice weekend. Hubby was home both Friday and Saturday. We had dinner with my family Friday night and went out Saturday with Nir. The rest of the time we just hung out and relaxed. I made new pillows for the living room, I was so sick of those neutral colored corduroy ones hubby’s sister got us 3 year ago. I got bright blue and green striped fabric and got my old lime green pillows from my mom. It looks very summery and fresh – I’m very proud. I really wanted to stay home today, had too much fun.
Oh! I sent Michael K that HORRIBLE picture Pookie put up the on last week and he used it for the Caption This contest! Pook!!! You're famous!
Oh, and yeah- the ho is gonna pay all the way!
We had such a nice weekend. Hubby was home both Friday and Saturday. We had dinner with my family Friday night and went out Saturday with Nir. The rest of the time we just hung out and relaxed. I made new pillows for the living room, I was so sick of those neutral colored corduroy ones hubby’s sister got us 3 year ago. I got bright blue and green striped fabric and got my old lime green pillows from my mom. It looks very summery and fresh – I’m very proud. I really wanted to stay home today, had too much fun.
Oh! I sent Michael K that HORRIBLE picture Pookie put up the on last week and he used it for the Caption This contest! Pook!!! You're famous!
Oh, and yeah- the ho is gonna pay all the way!
Sunday, June 03, 2007
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
This goes out to my man Michael K.
Blohan, Blohan, Blohan… jus when I start feeling guilty about reading so much celeb gossip. Just when I start listening to y’all whining and bitching about how they print such horrible lies. You go and prove who the real liars are. Same thing with your frienemy Paris, everyone was saying she thinks the rules don’t apply coz she’s young and rich. Well hell, seems she did think the rules didn’t apply. Don’t it? It’s no that I’m one of these vicious paparazzo who think y’all deserve this treatment because you’re so rich and famous and we’re not. It’s just that, well, if you don’t like it, move out of LA!!!Thanks for proving us all right.
Sarah
p.s. You have the worst taste I’ve ever seen, at least Britney’s got an excuse – she’s a redneck.
Monday, May 14, 2007
Patty Hearst is the Coolest
"However, since I'm thinking about it now, I must say that my heart goes out to the inmates of the Century Regional Detention Center. Forty-five days with Paris Hilton and the attendant publicity seems like cruel and unusual punishment to me. Perhaps THEY should be petitioning the Governor for relief?"
From TMZ.COM
The Good, The Bad and The Bastanada
1. I’m trying to tech myself to type without looking at the keyboard and it’s giving me a headache.
2. 4 day week this week and I’m very happy about it, Thursday is hubby’s boss’ wedding and I’m excited and worried at the same time, I really don’t think I can take another drunken manic episode. But many friends will be there and I need a good party anyway.
3. Mike’s place starts opening during the day on June 1st and it’s in now way too soon, I’m about to lose my fucking mind. I’m getting really sick of going to sleep alone. 6 days a week I see him 5 minutes when he gets home and I’m half asleep and 5 minutes when I leave for work and he’s half asleep. I can’t remember the last time we had sex that wasn’t a quicky and that’s not what I got married for!
4. WTF is happening to fashion? Everything in the stores look like maternity clothes – big tunic looking shirt and tights! Can’t find anything sexy anywhere! I blame Blohan and the talent-less designers who send her free clothes!
5. WTF is happening to the weather? It was raining all weekend! Raining, in may, in Israel!!!
6. Nir loved the marble chess set by the way, turns out he never even used the one we gave him for Christmas last year because Mr. Nir, the blackout king thinks that having 18 shot of alcohol while playing chess is a little too insane for him! I think we have progress people!
7. Started re-watching season 7 of Buffy, I miss this show so much… Yes, I'm a geek! Deal with it!
8. Done bitching now, how y'all doing?!
*The Bastanada is, as Buffy points out, a wooden rod used for torture and discipline in Turkish prisons.
2. 4 day week this week and I’m very happy about it, Thursday is hubby’s boss’ wedding and I’m excited and worried at the same time, I really don’t think I can take another drunken manic episode. But many friends will be there and I need a good party anyway.
3. Mike’s place starts opening during the day on June 1st and it’s in now way too soon, I’m about to lose my fucking mind. I’m getting really sick of going to sleep alone. 6 days a week I see him 5 minutes when he gets home and I’m half asleep and 5 minutes when I leave for work and he’s half asleep. I can’t remember the last time we had sex that wasn’t a quicky and that’s not what I got married for!
4. WTF is happening to fashion? Everything in the stores look like maternity clothes – big tunic looking shirt and tights! Can’t find anything sexy anywhere! I blame Blohan and the talent-less designers who send her free clothes!
5. WTF is happening to the weather? It was raining all weekend! Raining, in may, in Israel!!!
6. Nir loved the marble chess set by the way, turns out he never even used the one we gave him for Christmas last year because Mr. Nir, the blackout king thinks that having 18 shot of alcohol while playing chess is a little too insane for him! I think we have progress people!
7. Started re-watching season 7 of Buffy, I miss this show so much… Yes, I'm a geek! Deal with it!
8. Done bitching now, how y'all doing?!
*The Bastanada is, as Buffy points out, a wooden rod used for torture and discipline in Turkish prisons.
Sunday, April 22, 2007
Thursday, April 12, 2007
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