I'm Alive!!!

1. Sory about disappearing. I've been getting used to the new schedule and not spending 8 hours a day in front of the computer. BTW - my keyboard at home sucks and I need a new one!

2. I love my new job so much! I'm not kidding - I'm having so much fun it's ridiculous. No more policy crap, I work with AMAZING people and get to talk about music, art and books all day. I have bruises on my arms from carrying shit and my knees and feet hurt and I'm so fucking happy!

3. WTF moment of the day right here. Whatever you say man... Coz there's no rats on our side of the city... God, I saw one the other day coming out of the open market that could kill a small dog.

4. Cut my hair really short!!! I needed to change another thing, what's wrong with me? Anyway, I'll try to get pics but my camera died :(

5. Question - it's normal to feel insecure in times of change right...?

Missed y'all so much!!!

WTF Moment of the Day

Unfortunately “The Red Album” was taken

"Death Magnetic. Metallica is actually trying to get people excited for an album named Death Magnetic. Kill 'Em All, Ride The Lightning, Master Of Puppets, ...And Justice For All, Death Magnetic?"

Seriously…? Death Magnetic…? Is it like magnetic death? Like death from a magnet? Like, I got hit by a magnet and now I’m dead? I don’t get it, someone explain it to me!

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What exactly is this supposed to be for…?

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"Row over shepherd's pie ends in court"

"After a day spent drinking, Michael Garvin cooked his brother John the traditional English dish for dinner, expecting a grateful response. John, however, voiced his disquiet that the pie was not topped with a layer of sliced tomatoes.

His brother, a chef, claimed a layer of tomatoes was not the appropriate way to finish off a shepherd's pie, and responded by hitting him over the head with a shovel. "

Coz we all know how seriously the English take their food... Oops, my French is showing, sorry about that...

Double post day! Don't forget to go listen to the new NIN below!!!

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Female Muslim medics 'disobey hygiene rules'

'Female Muslim medical students at several hospitals in Britain are objecting to a campaign that demands more rigorous hand-washing (to stop the spread of dangerous bacteria), complaining that being forced to bare their forearms above the wrist is immodesty prohibited by their religion. Doctors cited in a February Daily Telegraph story said washing up to the elbow is crucial for safety. Some women at Birmingham University said they would change careers rather than comply.'

So they’re scared of defying god’s word by exposing their forearms but killing someone by infecting them with bacteria – that’s fine? Remind me never to get major surgery in a Muslim hospital...

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Homosexual activity cause of earthquake, Parliament Member says

'The Talmud mentions a number of causes of earthquakes, one of which is homosexuality, which the Knesset legitimizes,' Benizri says regarding last Friday's tremor.

This isn't making me NOT wanna have gay sex... if you know what I mean...

ALSO -
Please turn your attention to Scissors Happy’s new blog – Blacklisted. You can submit your own rants and it’s SO much fun!

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In January, the Centre for Recent Drawing art gallery in a London, England, suburb scheduled a series of 55 works by artist Jordan McKenzie, 40, called "Spent," even though they consist merely of canvases onto which he had ejaculated and covered with carbon sprinkles. McKenzie maintained that the works were "heartfelt and delicate."

Gosh… Where do I start…?

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Man Eats Dog To Protest Animal Cruelty -

"A British performance artist has eaten part of a corgi — the breed of dog favored by Queen Elizabeth II — to protest the alleged mistreatment of animals by the royal family."

That a little extreme...

"It was minced with apple, onion and seasoning, turned into meatballs and served with salad, but McGowan said: 'It's disgusting. It's really, really, really disgusting'..."

Yeah dude - that’s why we don't eat dogs...

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The prominent Rotterdam Natural History Museum in the Netherlands, which houses over 300,000 species, announced in October that it was missing a particular one that it fears is dying out: crab lice (pubic hair lice). In a June science journal article, researchers had hypothesized that the "Brazilian bikini wax" was in part responsible for the scarcity; said the museum's curator, "Pubic lice can't live without pubic hair."


Quick! Somebody get Paris Hilton on the phone!

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"This handout computer graphic image by designer Koki-woong shows a toilet-shaped house in Suwon, 40 kilometers south of Seoul. The house owned by South Korean sanitation activist Sim Jae-Duck will be open on November 11 to mark the launch of the World Toilet Association."


His summer house is a bidet…

Read more here.

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Police Investigate Bizarre Emergency Call From Bishop

"Dispatch Authority reported that Pelotte told operators "...gentle little people, about 3 to 4 feet tall, and wearing Halloween masks" were in the hall. He also described them as strangers and said they had been there three hours and didn't want to leave."

Riiiight... Trick or treat anyone? I'm going straight there to watch him freak out!!!

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"Bloodied 70-year-old woman cuffed for having a brown lawn"

"She was arrested July 6 after failing to give her name to a police officer who visited her home. During a struggle, Perry fell and injured her nose. She spent more than an hour in a holding cell before police released her."

Better make sure I trim my rose bushes, yikes… makes me miss the Reich…

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CRAZY CAT LADY - ACTION FIGURE

- This 5-inch tall, hard plastic Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure comes in a blister pack with her SIX CATS!

- Are you a crazy cat person? Take the quiz!

- Do you get excited when you hear a can opener?

- Do you think cats are smarter than people?

Check out the Crazy Cat Lady here!

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Thai officials hope Hello Kitty can shame errant cops

"Thai policemen who break rules will be forced to wear hot pink armbands featuring "Hello Kitty," the Japanese icon of cute, as a mark of shame, a senior officer said Monday."

Hey - they should replace parking tickets with that shit! If it works for cops!

BTW - Please check out this website - I swear there is a guy with a hello kitty zombie tattoo and a hello kitty bong!!! I am now thinking my WTF post should've been about hello kitty altogether!

My Favorite :) it's hello kitty Jason! LOL!!!!

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Man gets sick benefits for heavy metal addiction

Check this shit out-

“A Swedish heavy metal fan has had his musical preferences officially classified as a disability. The results of a psychological analysis enable the metal lover to supplement his income with state benefits.”

Bullshit!!! That’s me and most of my friends!!! Dude just wants to be able to listen to music at work!!!

'Roger feels compelled to show his heavy metal style. This puts him in a difficult situation on the labor market. Therefore he needs extra financial help'.

WTF?! All the clothes I own are black – can I get some money too???

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Giant Penguins May Have Roamed Peru

The beak of the large penguin _ Icadyptes salasi _ "looks remarkably spearlike," she said. But the researchers don't know its exact feeding style...

Great, New nightmares tonight...!!!

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I take back everything I said about Blohan and Barton…

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Seriously, I don’t get it… Quentin Tarantino audition or chef porn…?
http://seriouslyomg.com/

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Time magazine 100 most influential people of 2007,

Number 24 - Israeli Foreign minister Tzipi Livni.

That brainless twat just committed political suicide last week by calling for the prime minister, from her party of whom she is the second in command, to resign, smart move… maybe it’s me but I don’t think I want someone who turns on her own party members in their time of need to run my country thank you.

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